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pantheonwastaken:

ask-defender-leona:

pantheonwastaken:

ask-defender-leona:

"Well… at least you didn’t drop from the sky this time."

"That usually makes for an entertaining entrance though."

"Your entrances aren’t great for my back."

"There are a lot of things I do that aren’t good for your back." He said with a wink.

"Interesting. I wonder if you would still think that line clever if you were roasted alive."

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pantheonwastaken:

ask-defender-leona:

"Well… at least you didn’t drop from the sky this time."

"That usually makes for an entertaining entrance though."

"Your entrances aren’t great for my back."

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oren-the-arachnidan-brigand:

ask-defender-leona:

ask-defender-leona:

"What’s considered sitting for you exactly? It feels like there are legs on my lap, legs, chest, and face."


"Great. The worst of my two favorite pests. How does that even work out?" Leona took a deep breath. "In any case, unless you want to shrivel up like an eight-legged raisin, you will stop with the touching of me."

"No need to get violent , Sunny side up spider isn’t very tasty by the way." He climbed off her then offered a hand to help her up. "As for how it works, well all it took was a seed placed within a womb."

Leona waved the child’s hand away, “You don’t have to bother with your backstory any more. I don’t think I want to know the vivid details. In any case, what exactly do you want from me?”

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oren-the-arachnidan-brigand:

ask-defender-leona:

oren-the-arachnidan-brigand:

ask-defender-leona:

oren-the-arachnidan-brigand:

ask-defender-leona:

"What’s considered sitting for you exactly? It feels like there are legs on my lap, legs, chest, and face."

He adjusts himself so that he wasn’t making her fell smothered, though the longer he sat in her lap the bigger he seemed to be getting. “Well I don’t really have a lap for you to sit in so.” With a chuckle he leaned closer to her, “Besides Mom said you were fun to be around.”

"I think your mom is a liar. I’ve got too much on my plate to babysit, especially with a face full of abdomen."

He finally turned around looking her right in the eyes with a mischievous grin, he was now nearly twice as big as when he first sat on her, “Pfft who said anything about babysitting, I’m a grown man.” He  pokd her nose, “She was also right about being near you makes use plants grow big and strong.”

Leona grabbed Oren’s finger, prying it away from her face. “Last I checked spiders weren’t plants. Also didn’t your mother teach you about respecting your elders?”

"Heh shows how much you know, my mother is Zyra." He wiggled his finger from her grasp, "And yes she did but I’m also Elise’s child so I like to get in peoples personal bubbles, it’s a spider thing." he leaned back some and chuckled, "My name is Oren it’s nice to meet you Sunspot."

"Great. The worst of my two favorite pests. How does that even work out?" Leona took a deep breath. "In any case, unless you want to shrivel up like an eight-legged raisin, you will stop with the touching of me."

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oren-the-arachnidan-brigand:

ask-defender-leona:

oren-the-arachnidan-brigand:

ask-defender-leona:

"What’s considered sitting for you exactly? It feels like there are legs on my lap, legs, chest, and face."

He adjusts himself so that he wasn’t making her fell smothered, though the longer he sat in her lap the bigger he seemed to be getting. “Well I don’t really have a lap for you to sit in so.” With a chuckle he leaned closer to her, “Besides Mom said you were fun to be around.”

"I think your mom is a liar. I’ve got too much on my plate to babysit, especially with a face full of abdomen."

He finally turned around looking her right in the eyes with a mischievous grin, he was now nearly twice as big as when he first sat on her, “Pfft who said anything about babysitting, I’m a grown man.” He  pokd her nose, “She was also right about being near you makes use plants grow big and strong.”

Leona grabbed Oren’s finger, prying it away from her face. “Last I checked spiders weren’t plants. Also didn’t your mother teach you about respecting your elders?”

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"Well… at least you didn’t drop from the sky this time."

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theseneschalxin:

ask-defender-leona:

"Okay, is there any reason people are coming to use me as a chair?"

"To get a tan?"

"Hahaha, get out."

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oren-the-arachnidan-brigand:

ask-defender-leona:

"What’s considered sitting for you exactly? It feels like there are legs on my lap, legs, chest, and face."

He adjusts himself so that he wasn’t making her fell smothered, though the longer he sat in her lap the bigger he seemed to be getting. “Well I don’t really have a lap for you to sit in so.” With a chuckle he leaned closer to her, “Besides Mom said you were fun to be around.”

"I think your mom is a liar. I’ve got too much on my plate to babysit, especially with a face full of abdomen."

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"Okay, is there any reason people are coming to use me as a chair?"

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"Geez, you’re heavier than you look…"