"I tried... Jarvan would not stop talking about the furs I collected... Xin Zhao looked at me in disgust at being a sellsword, Garen solicited me for the Demacian army, Lux said I was "depressing" and Shyvana couldn't get close because I made her sluggish"

"Wow, you just know the right ways to turn people off, don’t you?"

"None taken... Sun Girl..."

"You said you were from Demacia. How come you haven’t asked your fellow Demacians for help? They probably know more about the League than anyone."

29

29. How much do you love Wards?

// Already answered. And no I won’t add a diagram.

16, 17, 25

16. Which Champion do you think you’re most like?

// If I had the superhuman abilities, I would probably be like Zac. He has a great sense of duty and is a big softy. If I could grow an epic mustache I could be Braum.

17. Which Champion would you have a rivalry with?

// I don’t really know. Which champion is nearly perfect and succeeds at everything without hardly trying?

25. Whose Lore do you find the most boring?

// Most boring goes to Gnar. There is nothing in his lore that wasn’t already apparent in his abilities and teaser. If we’re talking about worst lore Jinx takes that award.

26-30

26. Do you have any LoL ships? If Yes, name three.

// Who doesn’t have ships? I’ve got plenty of weird ones too, like Ahri/LeBlanc, Poppy/Ezreal, and Leona/Diana/Syndra.


27. Demacia or Noxus?

// DEMACIA!!! I love lawful ordered factions.


28. Avarosan, Frostguard or Winter’s Claw?

// Frostguard for similar reasons. I love power and order through absolute control.


29. How much do you love Wards?

// [Insert naughty things with wards here] but in all seriousness, I tend to ask for them a lot in soloqueue and have bought Sightstone on champs you’d never think to do it on.


30. Do you wish Wards lasted longer, or the opposite?

// I think wards are fine, but trinkets are in a bad place.

theleaguelife:

League of Legends Stuff
  • 1. Do you prefer being in lane or in the jungle?
  • 2. What’s your favorite role?
  • 3. Favorite Bruiser?
  • 4. Favorite Ranged AD Carry?
  • 5. Favorite Assassin?
  • 6. Favorite Jungler?
  • 7. Favorite Support?
  • 8. Favorite AP Caster/AP Mid?
  • 9. Favorite AD Caster?
  • 10. What’s your favorite map?
  • 11. What’s your least favorite map?
  • 12. Who’s your best Champion?
  • 13. Who do you love laning with?
  • 14. Who do you hate laning with?
  • 15. Who do you hate laning against?
  • 16. Which Champion do you think you’re most like?
  • 17. Which Champion would you have a rivalry with?
  • 18. Which Champion would you kill?
  • 19. Which Champion would you screw?
  • 20. Which Champion would you marry?
  • 21. Favorite Item?
  • 22. Which item do you wish was cheaper?
  • 23. Which item do you wish was more expensive?
  • 24. Whose Lore do you like the most?
  • 25. Whose Lore do you find the most boring?
  • 26. Do you have any LoL ships? If Yes, name three.
  • 27. Demacia or Noxus?
  • 28. Avarosan, Frostguard or Winter’s Claw?
  • 29. How much do you love Wards?
  • 30. Do you wish Wards lasted longer, or the opposite?

// I miss having a ranked team. I want that reward ward so bad. I don’t even care about skins or borders, I just like fancy wards.

"I don't know how to respond to jokes properly, my apologies..."

"Yeah, there’s a lot you don’t seem to do properly. No offense."

"Oh... Eh... Ha. Ha. Ha....?"

"Yeeaaaah. Are you feeling alright? Maybe you should have yourself checked at the imfirmary."

"But... We are out... And I am from Demacia ...but the Demacians here are shorter than me..." The 6'5 man looked at Leona with curious eyes

"Uhhh, right. See, that was a joke. Did you not get it?" Leona found it more difficult to speak with this man by the minute.